[hash23]

come on ppl... we need more jokes.. hahhaah lol.. come on i need your help ....

a young american in china,, is driving around when his tire bursts.. so he is looking around, anywhere he can go to sleep.. he notices a hut.. he goes there and knocks on the door. an old man answers the door. so the man asks him if he could spend the night.. the old man says sure, but he has a very beautiful daughter and he shouldnt have sex with her.. if he does he will suffer the three chinese torture.... so the american agrees... but once he sees the daughter, he feels horny.... so at night he screws the daughter and in the morning, he flees for america...

once in america, he goes to his apartments where he is sleeping in his room, when he opens his eyes, he sees a small rock, he picks up the rock.. on the rock it says, chinese torture number 1.... now he laughs thinking what kind of toture is that .. so he throws it out the window. Now another another rock appears , which says chinese torture number 2, your ball was tied to that rock..... so to save himself he jumps out the window and lands on the floor, thinking phew that was close..... but then all of a sudden another rock appears which says.... chines torture number 3, your other ball was tied to the bed ......... hahhhahahaha...hope you ppl liked it...