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Old 02-14-2005, 12:56 PM
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Yeah....

Get drunk, beat/rape your wife, puke on her shoes, get your dick cut off, get a porn deal.

Jesus... Ron Jeremy had to rely on having a big dick and knowing how to use it....
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