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Originally posted by newb
I agree though, except for the flowers part....biggest waste of $$$. You spend $60 for a dozen roses (the same dozen that could of been had for $20 the week before, can we say "price gouging" people.) and they die three days later.
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WHOA!...My sentiments EXACTLY...I tell EVERYONE not to EVER buy me flowers, because it is simply an abominable waste of money......My children bought me flowers twice, but they were potted perrenials with ROOTS, so that they could be planted in the yard...They bloom every year...My kids can work their way around just about anything...Probably just came up with the idea so that they could buy me flowers because I said "Don't EVER buy me flowers"...lol
My kids PICK me flowers all the time...That's okay because it doesn't cost anything (as long as they aren't the neighbors' flowers that they just planted that spring...lol)...and it requires effort, rather than just money...
OH...AND...If ANYONE EVER puts flowers on my grave, I swear that I will pull a 'Carrie in the dream sequence at the end of the movie'...If I don't want them while I'm alive, I sure as FUCK won't need them when I'm dead :rolleyes:
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