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What's your favorite word? trident
What's your least favorite word? tex-mex (not really word)
What turns you on? Blondes
What turns you off? children
What sound do you love? a fart (sorry)
What sound do you hate? Kids crying
What's your favorite curse word? Fuckass
What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? musician
What profession would you not like to participate in? Dump truck guy
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you reach the pearly gates? The Hawkeyes just won the Rose Bowl. I Tivo'ed it for ya.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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