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Old 10-16-2003, 08:23 AM
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Oh no you didn't. Blacula is the best!!!! It's the Dolomite of horror films.
All Right... I'll have to say "Critters" then, off the top of my head... it was on this morning and I had to sit and watch it because someone was using the bathroom and I needed to piss very much bad...

The Critters, or "Crites" as their hunters call them, are like little retarded, evil muppets who curl themselves into eyeless, yet guided deadly cotton-balls. Nothing like being killed by a basketball covered in fur.

Dumb... dumb... dumb...

*FADE OUT*
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