Lies!!
Okay, dont you fucking hate it when someone lies to you and they get away with it because ther eisnt a godamn thing you can do to them?
This bitch calle din a little while ago. Apparently, when she tried logging in to a program we use here at work from home (we have a setup called VPN that allows people to get on the work network from home), her VPN connection would drop and she would disconnect, so she wouldnt be able to get email, etc from home.
Now she said:
1. This has been working all along from home
2. She couldnt disconnect any of her home networking hardware (this is the 1rst troubleshooting step, always. casll your isp and say you have a problem connecting, and tell them you have a router, they will tell you to go straight into your cable/dsl modem)
3. She ABSOLUTELY had to get back on today.
So i got pissed right away because she wanted me to magically fix her fucking problem without being willing to take the first step towards troubleshooting it.
I get off the phoen with her and ask around. Turns out the old versionof this program has a problem over VPN and will kill the connection. So being a nice boy, i call the bitch back.
I have her check, and behold, hshe is using the old version. She NEVER used it from home. She couldnt have, it NEVER would have worked!!!! And then i inform her that the upgrade has to be done in the office, no ifs ands or buts, it cant be done remotely.
Then, she acts all fucking laid back. no biggie. she'll wait until tomorrow. Its so fucking important that she was going to have upper management ride my ass until i became Jesus and worked a fucking miracle, but as soon as she has to drag her lazy ass into the office, it can wait another fucking day....
i hope her fucking roof collapses in the storm today.
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