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see, girls have to perfect the squat you see. this one time I was wearing a robe and smoking a smoke outside in my back yard and I had to pee. well I wasn't wearing anything but the robe and I thought I could just spread my legs and pee straight down. it didn't work very well, it was warm and then it was cold. girls really have to kinda aim low and back/away and hope they don't piss a puddle at their feet.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon
I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon
Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are
You’re my favorite living human by far
’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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