it is so hard to get your vagina to pee straight into a cup. Sometimes the liquid strays or catches a hair or something and the next thing you know your anus is being rinsed off with urine.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon
I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon
Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are
You’re my favorite living human by far
’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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