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i hate popcorn ..
here's why - those god damn husks get caught between your teeth and gum.. and if you're lucky you can get them out when you get home, but meanwhile you're in the theatre trying to worry the thing out with your tongue.
then your tongue gets cramped up.
i have a theory that if you eat a lot of popcorn that eventually those husks will eventually work their way all the way up across your skull, coating it in a thin shell.
then one day .. on a really hot summer afternoon, you'll feel your head start to get weird then BLAM - POP !!!!!!!
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