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The Truth Of Internet Dating
Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!
And that's the story, Virus...I mean Cyrus.
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Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. - Otis - House of 1000 Corpses.
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Originally Stolen From UrgeOK
Standard Disclaimer.
we the undersigned realize that a woman is a complete being - not a group of individual parts.
We enjoy every aspects of the women and respect them as people. Any mention of specific bodyparts does not diminish this fact.
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