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Old 02-02-2005, 11:15 AM
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Why the FUCK did they make those changes?!

"it's doom, but it doesnt have space marines, mars or monsters from hell. but it's still doom."

Bullshit. Thats like saying "Its a fish. i has no scales, cant breathe water, and looks like a cow, but it is still a fish." fucking retards. Their line of reasoning (if they had one...) must have gone like this:

Well... Everyone else who has made a movie off of a video game has completely fucked it up.... Why shouldnt we?
Hey! Look! Crushed Glass! Lets try marketting it as a snack to Burger King.


I hate these people. How fucking hard would it have been to make a doom movie true to the story? Need a mars set? Im sure Red Planet, Mission to MArs or even Total Recalll have some set pieces left over. And sweet fucking christ, you KNOW they are going to have cgi monsters init... Why the hell couldnt they get the first-draft cgi shit from id software? One o fhteir primary modelers worked as a special effects guy in hollywood for years, and the models they make for the game are immensly detailed, then get pared down fo rthe game release.

And not from hell? Pussy PC bullshit, that is all. Same crap happened back in 2nd edition Dungeons and Dragons. They were too afraid of being branded satanic so they changed the demons and devils to other things.... I fucking hate th entertainment industry... spineless dickheads.
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