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Old 02-02-2005, 03:53 AM
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Ohhhh... Dont get me started.....:)


The crow:
I have a little impression for ya... "Caw caw! Bang! Fuck I'm Dead!"

"By all means, let's have an introspective moment of silence for poor old Tintin.' *Snoooooort*(s up a large line of coke)

"Close the door on the way out!"
"Oh, I Closes up for you reallll good, Massuh. Fuck you."

"Not a good day to be a bad guy, is it Skank?"

"I see you've made your decision. Now lets see you enforce it."
"Ah hell, this is boring the shit out of me already. Kill Him!"

I treally liked Michael Wincott in that movie....


Dog Soldiers:
"You took the words right out of my mouth."
"And you'll be taking my boot out of your mouth in a moment, joe, you baldy twat."

"I hope i give you the shits, you fucking wimp!"

"Lady, this skeezer here? is my best mate. He's the salt of the fucking earth. Dont get me wrong, all of the other men are right lovely lads. I'd let any one of them marry my sister.... if i had a sister."

"We need something fast and loud"
*Everyone including Ryan and the Dog look at Spoon*
"What? You what?"


Too many good ones. I will be back.
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