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One more car story, if I did this on the ones that I have seen, I could do this all nite.
Actually its a truck story.
See those big ass tractor trailers on the highway? They are all stick shift trans. and have huge clutches between the engines and the trans.
To replace on of these clutches the trans had to come out.
When you work on class 8 trucks, you generally work with someone else cos' the shit is pretty heavy and big.
Myself and this other guy, lets call him Roy, are clutching a Volvo truck. Not a big deal, been there done that.
We get the trans unbolted and moved away from the engine, and of course we are laying on our backs under this truck, so its loads of fun.
Truck trans weigh ballpark 800 lbs. kinda heavy, especially when Roy lowers the jack with the trans on it onto your arm.
*Calm voice* Creeper says, "Roy" Roy replies, "Yea Creeper"
*not so calm voice* Creeper says "Get this muthafukin trans off my fukin arm!!!!!"
Trans goes up Creeper slides out from under truck, takes off work coat. Examines arm, some indentation, no damage seems to work OK. I think I can still jerk off, tests, yep still can lucky me. Creeper takes the rest of the day off fuck you very much.
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