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Old 02-01-2005, 02:56 PM
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These aren't from horror movies, but they are still some of the greatest lines in movies:

Drill Sergeant (L. Cobb) from Full Metal Jacket:
"...Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your Momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the Mattress..."

"...Holy Dogshit Texas!... Only steers and Queers come from Texas Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter puffer? I bet your the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching You!"

Rainman (Dustin Hoffman):
"Of course I don't have my underwear, I'm definately not wearing my underwear, it's not my underwear."

"I'm an excellent driver."

"...Of course this is definately not my room, and I don't have my tappiocca pudding, and the bed is in the wrong place, and thats definately not my bed."

If you haven't seen Rainman or Full Metal Jacket they are must see films!
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