[juanhacko]

Here's on you can IMAGINE.
> Dear Tide people:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product
you have! I've used it all through my married
life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even
better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled
some red wine on my new white blouse. My
inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to
berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally
started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing
led to another and somehow I ended up with a
lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried
to get the stain out using a bargain detergent,
but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick
trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle
of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to
my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
came out! In fact, the stains came out so well
the detectives who came by yesterday told me
that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative
and then my attorney called and said that I
would no longer be considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband. What a relief!
Going through menopause is bad enough without
being a murder suspect! I thank you, once
again, for having such a great product.
> >
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to
the Hefty bag people...>