[furballothrills]

You are the biggest fucker I've ever met in my life.
Beautiful: Hmm... why wouldn't you not let me smile? Was it because my face was too ugly without a smile? In that case, why would you go out with such an ugly person?
Exams: It's called stress. I have a lot of it, but you wouldn't know what that is. I worry about my marks, and my parents would flip if I didn't pass my exams. I'd rather not scrape by with a low C.
Stage Kiss: What? I went to every rehearsal but one that I was supposed to go to. You two only kissed like twice before the actual performance, and it looked so fake I had to stop myself from laughing at your discomfort.
Handshake: I dunno, you tell me. I'd rather punch you in the face then kiss you in public now, but then I wasn't really looking forward to it either.. plus you really don't know what to do. Your parents were not there! They left to go to the car for a very specific purpose, but no, you have to go ahead and give me a handshake!
Quality: What sort of quality do you see in three months of living away from eachother and talking to your girlfriend maybe twice a week? Since I was the -first girl friend- you hugged, that's really not saying much for your previous relationships!