[ChEEbA]

- Don't buy candy, kill someone and steal it.

I couldn't agree more on the technology thing...watching elektra a few days ago, some fucking WANGface sending and receiving text messages throughout the entire thing...he didn't have the sound on, but I'd still like to have made him eat that phone.

I got a serious one...I went into a movie (SAW) a while back with the gf, it was pretty dead - there was like 2 other couples there and two 17 y.o lookin' girls walk in...now I choose good seats if I have the chance, the middle, in line with some speakers (although that's most likely purely psychological), about 2/5 of the way back from the front. It might not be yours - but it's my perfect spot - I just got this wierd symmetry thing stuck in my head, always lining shit up...etc, ok, I'll stop talking about whatever it is that's wrong with my head, and tell you a rule that I think should be on the list as a given.
These two bitches came right the fuck up and sat next to us, literally in the very next seat to me - reminded me of the pissing bush in harold and kumar, dammit...
We moved a couple of rown down.
I think that this should be considered a coke-allover-the-head worthy offence.