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Old 01-18-2005, 04:22 AM
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Lamest lines

Any lines or scenes in movies that make you want to just strangle the writer/actor/director for bringing it into being? I have several.

True Romance (whihc i love otherwise):
(After finding out that Christian just killed Gary Oldman for her)
That's so....Romantic!


Samuel L Jackson's little speech in Deep Blue Sea just before the shark gets him. They waste 5 minutes on a fucking survival story with no end. it wasnt iri=onic, it was retarded.

Starship Troopers:
You're some kind of big, smart bug, arent you?

Ah hell, Anything Casper Van Dein has ever done.....
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