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Things women shouldnīt say during sex:
1. Is it inside now?
2. Are you done soon? I have a meeting.
3. You are better than my brother.
4. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
5. Your best friend are better.
6. I used to be a man...
7. Is it ok with you if dad is watching?
8. Now we are getting married.
9. Just use a finger - itīs bigger.
10. My dad taught me this....
Things that neither men or women should say during sex:
1. You look the best with the light off.
2. Did i tell you that iīve got herpes?
3. I have to take a dump.
4. I wish you were a real woman.
5. No, you canīt be on top. I would be crushed!
6. Will you see me take out my glass eye?
7. Meeeeeh... meeeeeh... meeeeeeeh. (suposed to sound like a goat, but donīt know how you spell it in english?) :D
8. quote the 10 commandments.
9. I donīt hope that you expect a raise!
Thatīs it. :cool:
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Last edited by Angra; 10-11-2006 at 02:38 AM.
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