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IMO, Ash (Esp. in Army of Darkness) has some of the best one liners in films.
Such as:
"Well heellllooo Mr. fancy pants."
"Yo, She Bitch.....Lets go."


Regan in the Exorcist has some hellishly good lines when talking to Father Karas and Merin.

"...Stick your cock up her ass you Mother Fucking Cocksucker!"

The Thing: (Palmer)..."You gotta be fuckin' kinding!"

Who can forget the lovable Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket. All of his lines were about the best in any movie. If you haven't seen it...get it! You won't be disapointed.

Full Metal Jacket:
"You climb obstacales like old people fuck, you know that Private Pyle!"

"What ever you do, don't fall down, that would break my fucking heart!"

"Who the fuck said that? Whos the slimey little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here that signed his own death warrant!"

"Were you born a fat slimey scumbag puke piece of shit or did you have to work on it!"

"Hell...I like you...you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

"...BullShit...it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mothers ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated"

"...Holly dog shit...Texas...only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!... Do you suck dicks?...Are you a peter puffer?...I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamned common curtosy to give him a reach around!...I'll be watchin' you!"

"...You had best unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

"What is your major malfunction numbnuts!"