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Some guys i knew wanted to go to the video store one time. we got there and they suddenly wanted to go look at the adult film section. They got all giggly and embarressed once back there (they were 26 and 32 at the time, 6 years ago....) so they decided on a few, one of which was called "english Muffins", apparently, it was british porn aimed at americans.
well, there was this one "scene" where a group of men in speedoes and masks are standing around a naked woman on an "altar" (aka, a fold up table with a tablecloth and some candles) which she is strapped to. then the "High preist" comes in. the chick begins moaning and thrusting, then gasps in pleaseure as he wips out his penis, which was a whopping 4 inches erect.
Now, im not ron jeremy, but i left 4 inches behind somewhere in my early teens. i have never laughed so hard at something that was apparently intended for me to be turned on by.
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