[Vodstok]

Okay, i was posting soemthing about New Orleans earlier, and was reminded of this.... Have you ever watched anything that was pornographic, and someone obviously thought what they are making was hot, but it was just weird, funny or creepy?

I was at mardi gras, and me and my freinds were stayting with a cop who lived there. we were waiting for it to be time to go to the french quarter (the cop was working th elate shift, and would drive us down at 5ish, he slept the rest of the day. we would just hang out or check out the city)

we were looking fo ra movie to watch, when one of my freinds said "hey, you guys want to watch blade?" We said sure.

My freind has a sick sense of humor. "Blade" was a porno. In it, two guys were pounding some UGLY woman with a dragon tatoo that covered 20% of her torso. She had a nice figure, but the hair and face were worse than linda blair.

Anyway, this chunky guy, in a t-shirt, with a PUPPET, is sitting and watching the whole thing, making his "little freind" happy the whole time. After fast fowarding thorugh about 10 minutes of this, the weirdest thing happened. there was a camera shot over the puppet guy's shoulder, so you could see the threesome on the floor... And he holds the puppet up so it is looking over his shoulder, right at the camera, and the puppet waves..... It was funny and creepy at the same time.... tot his day i cant figure out what the fuck they were trying to do....

Anyway, after being butt-banged by both guys, t he woman gives them both oral, which i have never understood. And after a collective money shot, she lays on the floor, and the puppet guy comes over and starts having his way with her. from puppets to cum covered women....


Of course, then we thought "We are staying with the guy who owns this for the next 10 days....."

I slept with one eye open....