Haha! Here are the ones that apply to me:
-Frequently wears black clothing. (The majority of my wardrobe is black)
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (Doesn't everyone?!)
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. (Haven't worn black lipstick in a few years but I like heavy dark eye makeup and black nailpolish)
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) (What's wrong with antisocial music?:D)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports (If sports are included in this then it applies. I pray and I go to church on occasion...and thank God my church doesn't have these stupid beliefs. But I absolutely hate sports. Never have liked them, never will. Sports=most boring thing ever created)
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom. (I live in a crappy little town, what else would anyone expect?)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (I have trouble sleeping)
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) (The sun hurts my eyes and I don't like it and I think it should be dark or cloudy outside all the time...so what? :p)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Eats excessively or too little. (Too little...sometimes)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (Haha...so I like Count Chocula!)
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) (Ok, I don't DRINK blood...but I like the taste of it)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays video games that contain violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (the music part not the satanic symbols)
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
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