[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Dr.Kelvinstein
Man, I got the person AND the scenario. Avril Lavigne, because even though I hate her crappy music and her stupid punk-wannabe image, I'm still HUGELY attracted to her. Can't help it--so maybe if she was killed in a movie, it would excorcise this thing I got for her. Make sense? No, probably not. But get this---she and her stupid little skater friends are on their way to an extreme sports exhibition when their bus breaks down in some hick town--(and, yes, their bus has a big red anarchy "A" spray-painted on the side of it. Why? Because they're big posers, and posers think stuff like that is cool.) Anyhoo, they have to stay in some crumbling mansion owned by the town loony---ah, shit, I know---the mansion used to be a doctor's office where abortions were performed back in the twenties, and rumor has it that instead of having abortions some of the women gave their unwanted children to the doc who did all these screwed-up experiments on them. Shit, Avril even finds some old, rusty chains and antique medical equipment in the basement (while balling some dude, of course--"Slow down a minute; something like totally just poked me in the back." Then Avril gets into a fight with her poser boyfriend because all he cares about is making money in the extreme sports competition, and Avril says some stupid shit like, "What's wrong with you, Razor? It used to be all about the skating." Then she skulks off and takes a long, angry shower with lots and lots of scrubbing of those hard-to-reach areas. And of course our killer, one of the offspring of our not-so-aborted babies who have been breeding in woods behind the house like rabbits for the past 80 yrs, swipes a ski pole from Avril's van (in POV, of course) and rams it through Avril's head while she's drying off and dancing to some campy emo rock song. Whew, happy that's out of my system!!!!

Are you serious does she really have a big Anarchy symbol on her tour bus? How lame, by definition one cannot be defined an anarchist if they are running around taking money from little posers and promoting their crap music. Yea so kill her and Liz 'Im a pig w/ no talent' Phair, Cameron ' I think I can dance but cant' Diaz, Paris' I am so self important, that I have to get off my man to answer my cell phone and the only way anyone will pay attention to me is if I put out porn of my skanky ass' Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith (this should need no explaining), Barbara Streisand, Hillary Clinton, and the rest of the hollywood elitist snobs, all the politcians with the exception of maybe and I say maybe Teddy Roosevelt, anyone on those stupid reality shows, those that watch them, Britney Spears and her wacko mother, Christina Aguileras dietician, Dick' will ya just die already' Clark, the inventors of those stupid Bratz dolls, and just about everyone else in the world except those that are on the Horror forum, all true metal bands, all true horror filmmakers (thespians included) and anyone else I may have left out that is Kool in my book....oh yeah and kill Metallica for putting out the album of crap called Saint Anger and especially Lars for starting shit w/ Napster. Its about the music stupid. End of rant.