[furballothrills]

Burnt Piece of Shit Sandwich

Take one (1) piece of bread, preferably rainbow bread. Coat bread with honey, then relish. Boil an egg, then mince and sprinkle onto honey and relish. Add mass amount of ketchup, until completely satisfied. Next, add one (1) piece of turkey, deli style. Next, add one (1) slice of cheddar flavoured processed cheese. Add four (4) tsp. of table salt, and a pinch of pepper. Add three (3) cups of sour cream, then add one (1) piece of bread, to make a sandwich. Fry in frying pan on high for twenty (20) minutes, or until nicely charred. Pop into the toaster for an added ten (10) minutes for extra flavour. Enjoy, and whatever you do, don't feed it to the dog!



From the Mind of Furballothrills, but not the Kitchen!