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Old 01-10-2005, 02:10 AM
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smell like bullshit

sad sad story i came across

"A girl and a guy are speeding over 100mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy:No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: i love you, but slow down.
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day): ... A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of brake failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his brakes had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. "

sounds gay, and i dont believe it for a second. 1) going 100 mpg like a helmet wuold make a diff? 2) so the brakes failed, so the implication is that the accelartor is stuck perhaps? 3) ud think hed run out of gas eventually? 4) GAY GAY GAY!!

i mean ok could make for a cute tdsory but come on it doesnt make any sense!

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