[Tat2]

Here's what to do, I know because I have a Family of seven...5 kids @ home.

#1). Go see a shrink and get RX'ed some good mind altering medication...preferably one that doesn't make you drool.

#2). Take the medication until everything is right in (your) world.

#3). Using "poor mans' cryogenics, place kids into chest freezer. Not all of them, mind you, just the ones eating on your last nerve. You may have to use a broom stick to shove them in all the way. Rotate the kids, two at a time in the freezer on a specified schedule. Be fair!

#5). Wake up from your medicated state, see that it was just a dream.

#6). Take more medication. Wash it down with a quart of beer.

#7). Wipe the tears from your eyes, say hi to all of them and show them that you placed upon a beautifully set table for them...peanut butter, jelly of their choice and bread.