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lemme see ...

-Frequently wears black clothing.

the odd t-shirt ... they are slimming

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

does my Hansen t-shirt count ?

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

not where you can see it

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

i have the actual cross and JC's bones on a pendant .. heavy as hell.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

im interested if they are on a girls belly button.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

i dont need music to do that but yeah .. REO Speedwagon.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

i'm speaking with you freaks at Horror arent i ?

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.

i lost interest in naked wrestling with father neilson at our church. does that count ?

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

i had satan over for stir fry just the other nite. vampires are funny.

-Takes drugs.

only for a headache

-Drinks alcohol.

only to get a headache

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

homocidal - yes, suicidal - no

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

i cut my nails .. i let a hairdresser cut my hair. A doctor circumsized me but i had no say in that. then there was the umbilico cord thing.

-Complains of boredom.

i'm bored of this long fucking quiz already

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

oh yeah .. 5 hours is demonic

-Is excessively awake during the night.

i thought we werent supposed to sleep .. what the fuck make up your minds !

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

yeah .. dam your sun, god ! i hate vegetables too !

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

what, am i gonna whack off in public ?

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

you're repeating yourself

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

no, i'm whacking off .. pay attention FUCK !

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

if i even see my mom at our after school gangbang there is no way i'm getting wood.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.

what ??

-Misbehaves at school.

constantly ... filling out these things when i was supposed to be colouring.

-Misbehaves at home.

every fucking chance i get

-Eats excessively or too little.

yeah .. both

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.

only with 2% goatsblood poured over it.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

blood should only be injected straight into a vein .. to bypass the ingestion/digestion stages.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

i dont watch tv ! i'm not a goth ! i'm not a goth !
oh exept for that all night goth station...

-Plays video games that contain violence or role-playing nature.

wouldnt dream of it. frag.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

i cant remember the last time i was even near a computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

sure, i have parkinsons and that makes me a goth

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

never ... ok, only when i dance.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

an interest ? well thats putting it fucking mildly

-Masturbates


uhhhhh ughhhhnnnn ughhhhnnnnnn !!!! ohhh yeahh oh yeahh !!! wooo hoooo. i need a kleenex. what was the question ?

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

i would be - if i wasnt straight.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

and christianity..

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

so lets see .. wearing a sticker that says 'i'm a goth' is a clue to one's being a goth ? wow who'd a thunk ?

-Claims to be a goth.

i claim to be a sloth




so kids, the jury is out ...

am i a goth ?