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Originally posted by urgeok
You think this will stop me !!!
AAAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!
fools !!
they laughed at me in Venice, They laughed at me in Prague !!
I'll show them, I'll show you all !!!
AHH HAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
For I am URGEOK, Twister of Threads, Messer of Minds, Sewer of Socks !!! Baker of Muffins !!
(anything but bran .. seriously who likes bran muffins other than old people who cant crap. every meeting i go to all the good muffins are gon and those shit inducing bran muffins are the only ones left. Sometimes they jazz them up with a few raisins as if that helps. They're still dried up little turds. I like the kind that have that light glaze with the cranberries. Not too sweet .. just enough to catch that edge. Cranberry juice is good too .. a lot of women drink it for urinary track infections but i just like it. If its really cold. Otherwise there is a bit of a nasty aftertaste.
Like white grape juice .. who the hell can drink that bile ?
Its like wine .. without the wine.
Speaking of wines, is anyone else here into Australian wines ? Its the only thing i buy - for years now .. Lindemins (sorry - spelling) the cabernet.. as well as WB Yellow label .. killer wine.
Hell, i'll even drink Hardys before another country's wine.
Canadian wine is good for cooking only .. except for ice wine which i've never had ... too god damn expensive and the thought of paying 70$ for a skinny assed sweet desert wine doesnt appeal to me.. i dont like sweet wines .. the drier the better.
The tighter the sweater, the boys depend on us.
My teeth hurt. I never thought i would suffer fro psycho-sematic symptoms but ever since my last checkup when the dentist spotted some light cracking i hate the feel of my teeth touching .. never bothered me before .. and i dont grind my teeth.
My kid does though .. sounds like artic ice flows crashing together at night.
well, thats about it.
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Massacre Man:stop right there!
Urgeok:its Massacre Man!
Massacre Man:i will use my Massacre weapons to stop you!
*pulls out giant chainsaw*
Urgeok:you cant stop me i have Zwoti and Death-by-jello protecting me
Massacre Man:i have Kruegerkid to help me
*Kruegerkid kills Death-by-jello with upside down lawnmower*
Massacre Man:there you go just Zwoti
*Zwoti runs*
Massacre Man:now i have my chainsaw and you have nothing
Urgeok:WRONG!
*Urgeok pulls out ax*
*Massacre Man saws Urgeok in half*
*Massacre Man and Kruegerkid walked away*
*URGEOK WAKES UP*