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I dont have any quirks about eating really but I have a funny story.
I was getting my taxes done at my accountants house, and I am sitting in his office and his wife is sitting in the living room in front of the TV and I am sitting in plain view of her and she knows that I can see her.
She is eating spagetti and slurping the pasta and the noodles are coming up and smacking sauce on her face. She isnt wiping it off either.
Then to top it off after she was done she started licking the plate, right there in fornt of a total stranger. It was all I could do form laughing my ass off.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.
I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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