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Old 12-21-2004, 03:59 PM
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Keeping with the Weird Al vein:

Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
While the air-raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny

Well, it's Christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris
While we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You'd better load your gun and shoot to kill

Well, it's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you
And see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover
With my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke
We're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

What a crazy fluke
We're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday!
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack


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