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Keeping in the South Park vein.
"A Lonely Jew on Christmas"
-Sung by Kyle
It's hard to be a jew on Christmas.
My friends won't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas songs,
or decorate a Christmas tree,
or leave water out for Rudolph cause there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.
I'm a jew, a lonely jew on Christmas.
Hannakah is nice, but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latke*.
Instead of "Silent Night", I'm singing "hu, hach, do hachvi.".
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please.
I'm a jew, a lonely jew-
I’d be Merry, but I’m Hebrew,
On Christmas.
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