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Originally posted by juanhacko
I remember one I did as a small child--because I was reminded of it many times. I'll make it quick.
I grew up on a farm.
I saw a bull and a cow making love.
After many questions I got an answer about the results of their lovemaking.
The next time I saw an obviously pregnant lady I inquired about her relationship with our bull.
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OMG!!!...You just reminded me of something.........It CAN get funny when you try to explain certain aspects of human biology with a child, they tend to get confused at times...
Our funniest example of that was when Wicked lady was 5 years old, she wanted to know what the pads were for under the bathroom sink...Since she is female, I figured I should tell her...So, I explained to her that every 28 days, a female releases an egg, if it isn't fertilized, it deteriorates and is flushed out, which makes a mess and that's what the pads are for...SOOO, the next morning, she said, "So, we are having 'chicken periods' for breakfast, right?"...To which I had to cringe, laugh, and reply..."Well, basically...Yes".......lol
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