I remember one I did as a small child--because I was reminded of it many times. I'll make it quick.
I grew up on a farm.
I saw a bull and a cow making love.
After many questions I got an answer about the results of their lovemaking.
The next time I saw an obviously pregnant lady I inquired about her relationship with our bull.
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I awake--in my new coffin of native earth.
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