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Re: HAHAHA...Kids Say The Funniest Things
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Originally posted by bloodrayne
This conversation JUST NOW took place...
Wicked Lady: Mom, will you PLEASE tell Alex that chopping people up into little bitty pieces IS murder?...He doesn't believe me
Me: So, what do YOU think it is, son...'culinary art'?
Demon Seed (aka Alex): Entertainment
Me: Maybe so, but your sister's right...It IS murder
Demon Seed: Darn
So...Any hilarious conversations transpire in your all's homes, lately?
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Wouldnt know where to start.
Sounds like a serial killer in the making, I only have such high hopes for my own brood.
'Culinary art'??? Really now, that would only be the case if we saute' the pieces in a fine white wine. With a side salad of fresh spinach and parmesan tomatoes.
Otherwise to me its entertainment too or the disposal of some misguided slob that probably deserved it anyway, then that would be justice.
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