Quote:
Originally posted by bloodrayne
May all bear witness to what happens to me, when I'm depressed, bored, and have so much shit on my mind that I give way to ANY sort of banality to try to escape it...
Be glad that I have developed a monsterous headache, otherwise this would have gone on forever...
If I didn't mention someone (Great, now a few are coming to mind)...It wasn't because I don't love you;) , it's just that I had to stop before my head explodes...
Anyway...If you guys would help me, by adding some verses, ESPECIALLY including people that I have left out, I would truly appreciate it
AND...Before anyone tells me how lame, irrelevant or just plain stupid this is...I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK...And, I already know that, anyway:rolleyes: ...It served MY purpose at the time...Just as this place does...It was a temporary escape for me...
Horror.Com Addiction
So many of us came here,
Just to take a quick look,
But, soon it became clear,
That we were hopelessly hooked
Some say they're gonna leave,
But we know they'll be right back
It doesn't take them long to see,
That this place is worse than crack
Even the members that we may miss,
Still visit from time to time,
Haunted, Moon, Nine9, DWM, Dirt and Ritualistic,
Some personal favorites of mine
Those who get banned,
Keep coming back, too,
Just look at poor Vamp,
Had to 'Return', didn't you?
The ones who seem to truly dissapear,
Like Avenger, SFF, and others we know,
Are more than likely, still right here,
Lurking in the shadows, because they can't let go
Its what we have here,
that can be found nowhere else,
Like Shanks with his beer,
And Wufong's love of himself
It's Zwoti's great knowledge
of everything foreign,
Discussions of politics,
Religion and porn
We discuss it all here,
Vampires, Monsters and ghosts,
Or things that we fear,
Like Stingy's long posts
Arioch's gender swapping,
And Newb's chicken salad,
Sam always scoffing,
At some dumb thing a n00b did
Vodstock's evident love of Bree's boobs,
And Freddy's obvious psychosis,
Cheeba's experimentation with food,
How quickly we all come to know of this
Phnomne's sadistic instigation,
And DVP's protests of innocence,
The pointless banning investigation,
Why do we even dwell on this?
My own affection for my evil spawn,
MassacreMan, LBM, Wicked Lady,
And Demon Seed, add to the fun,
Even tho people think that we're crazy
It's here that I have my family,
Just as real as any other,
The one's who I keep close to me,
Like Creeper, my only brother
We've even got real relationships,
Lucid Dreams and VisionOfBlood,
YourLastMistake and Gothic Chick,
Our couples that share a true horror love
Evis's teasing,
With all his hot pix,
Few will be leaving,
With enticement like this
HateBreeder's top hat,
Rebel Yell's eyes,
And Angela's cool tats,
Keep Ege's pix thread alive
Jay's goofy pranks,
Help us all to unwind,
And To Bwind, I give thanks,
For often speaking MY mind
Fluff's constant post whoring,
And AMK's addled brain,
It rarely ever gets boring,
When it does, I ALMOST miss Bane
We've got chicks with dicks,
Dicks with spinal cords,
And Monsterdick pix,
All over the fucking board
We never know what each day will bring us,
If we're lucky, we'll get cool new members,
Urgeok, FairyKorpes, Jello, DracInDallas,
And TaylorsMommy are already remembered
It's difficult to explain this crazy addiction,
But we all have to admit that it's true,
We who have been here, KNOW this affliction,
Horror.Com gets a wicked hold on you
|
Bloodrayne's the mother
she keeps us all in line
sometimes I'll act up on purpose
so she'll spank my behind
We've had Gore with his polio
and Evis with Aids
Turns out they both were mistaken
twas attention they craved.
Bodacious loves the big ones
Kpro loves nine9
Fluff used to love VonPokemon
at least when on-line.
Zwoti and Shanks
Are our brothers from the UK
One loves movies
the other drinks all day.
Vod is a site pimp
a better guy you've never met
Cheeba's got a split personality
are you Scared Yet
Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore
but he's wise and funny
and never a bore
Hatebreeder's a cool kid
as is massacreman and f13fan
Lucky likes her picture
someone please take away the vid-cam
Juanhacko is one of our elders
Drac-in-Dallas is old as hell
filmaker2 is catching up
to the geriatric crowd as well.
We have some real beautys
on this horror forum site
there's Rebel,Fairy,Bloodrayne
and try as I might
I can't fit them all in in one verse
so I'll continue over here
we have Angelkill,Gothic-chic
Orangestar and whats worse
this is the third verse of hot chicks
I know I'm leaving some out
Like Littlemiss,Fluff,Wickedlady and Tachi
Hey, has anybody seen Ginger about.
Haphazard is our HDC clown
Feral and Darkwing never stay
could someone get me a interpreter
what the fuck did Modestas just say