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when up on the roof came a thundering crash !
its another fake vampire who fell on his ass !
he thought he'd come in and give me a bite
but he lost his fake fangs down his throat in the fight.
i'm all dressed in black ! i'm cool and can fly !
so i tossed him out the window and said 'ok, try'
as his face became closer to the hard gravel ground,
i saw he was right - he could fly - straight down !
so let that be a lesson to you wannabe vamps
it works in the movies and similar camps,
but if you come tapping on my window glass,
i'll get down with my Van Helsing, and hand you your ass :)
i think i'll rework 'twas the night before xmas properly for Horror ..
try to get it done in time for the holidays :)
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