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Originally posted by urgeok
'wine so bad, it'll suck the soul right out of your body'
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LOL...Actually...THIS is what the back of the bottle says...
Vampire
Pinot Noir
A Transylvania Import
Produced and bottled in the Dealu Mare
South of the Transyvania Alps
Product of Romania
Ever since the 4th century BC, Long before tales of Vampires spread throughout the land, the Transylvanian people mastered the art of producing wine. Plato proclaimed the vineyards of Transylvania to be the best in the world. The wines became of such world renown that in the first century BC, King Burebista ordered the destruction of the vineyards to deter the incursions of foreign invaders into the land. Fortunately, many of the vines escaped destruction and the memories and knowledge of a wine loving people refused to die. Now, Transylvania's most cherished secret, the blood of the vine has once again been released. Made by a master winemaker in accordance with ancient secrets of folklore combined with modern vinification techniques, Vampire wines continue to ignite the nocturnal passions.
Vampire Wine
The Legend Lives
Sip The Blood Of The Vine
HEY!...There is a Vampirewine.Com ......Funny, I never noticed that before:D :cool:
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