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A friend of mine had a cure for noisy ducks. He used to live in a house boat on Lake Lanier. Sometimes ducks would come around the boat early in the morning quacking and carrying on. He would stuff some Aqua-Seltzer in pieces of bread and feed it to them. As soon as they swallowed that stuff they had their heads down gulping water. They would take in a mouth full of water, then extend their necks out as far as possible, shake their heads back and forth and repeat this process over and over. Kinda mean I guess, but it served its purpose. Worked great for shutting up noisy ducks.