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The story in the book, for all of you who were even just a little scared by the movie, is faaaaar more scary, the character interaction and relationships are better explained, and the overall story a much more rewarding...if you haven't already, trust me and arioch on this one, READ THE DAMN BOOK, FOOL!
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For real! ok guys remember the encounters everyone has with it?
Eddie in the shower?- CENSORED in the book its a hobo/leper/clown that offers eddie a blowjob for free.
Ben with the lake and his dad?-CENSORED it was a vampire in the library that looked old and ancient, but when it opened its mouth it was filled with Gillette razor blades set at every which angle. Then it screamed "keeeerunch!!" and chomped down and the razors shedded the vampires face and chunks of it fell down onto the people below, who of course couldnt see it (becuase they dont believe)
Beverly in her old house? - CENSORED it turns into the witch from Hansle and Gretyl (because thats the witch that eats kids) and the WHOLE house turns to candy. Then the witch chases her out into the street where it turns into HER DAD who then screems "i beat you because i wanted you bevy, i wanted to suck your clit and eat you ALL UP!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
if you think thats bad you should read the rest of the book, i swear it makes the movie look so weak. THE WHOLE BOOK IS THIS BAD so a disclaimer here for anyone with a weak stomach or who is offended by the above quotes.