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I fucking HATE nascar....its so fucking boring...
"Ok lets have a race where all of the cars look exactly the same....."
"well they have different engines and some are faster than others right?"
"No no, all the same.....INFACT lets put restriction plates on the engines so they dont make TOO much power and the cars dont go too fast"
"Ok, well there are gonna be lots of turns in the track thus requring alot of driver skill right?"
"No, EVEN BETTER!!! The track just turns left and all the cars go in a circle forever"
"well when is the race exciting then?"
"When they CRASH of course!"
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?I even saw one redneck on the news talking about nascar and he actually said :
"Ya well we pretty much buy everything thats advertised on the cars"
A marketing exec's wet dream....
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