I OWN The Theater, BITCH...:)
So...What if you did?...What would you show?...How much would you charge for tickets? How would you operate?
I would show ONLY horror movies...
I would have 10 screens...On 3 screens I would show classics, from old Hammer Films, to the Original Night Of The Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday The Thirteenths, Nightmare On Elm Streets, May, Dog Soldiers and everything in between
On 3 screens I would show movies that people might have just missed that past year, all the way up to the week before...I just missed The Village, dammit:mad:
On the other 4 screens, I would show all of the currently running Horror movies
I would charge $5 for ALL tickets...Adults and Kids...That would keep it simple
I would NOT gouge the hell out of people for popcorn, candy and soft drinks...Have you any idea how fucking cheap popcorn actually IS?!...It should NOT cost $50 for 2 adults and 2 kids (average family) to go see ONE damned movie!...I swear, it's fucking ridiculous...OH, and I would have a pizza parlor INSIDE the lobby....Beat THAT!:cool: :D
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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