[The STE]

1. I spell things with a U anyways

2. Why not just disband Microsoft?


3. How's about Taggart is just never broadcast again period?

4. Good, Red Dwarf shouldn't be recast.

5. I already know God Save the Queen
*sings*
God save the Queen
the fascist regime,
they made you a moron
a potential H-bomb.

God save the Queen
she ain't no human being.
There is no future
in England's dreaming

Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need.
There's no future
there's no future
there's no future for you

God save the Queen
we mean it man
we love our queen
God saves

God save the Queen
'cos tourists are money
and our figurehead
is not what she seems

Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
all crimes are paid.

When there's no future
how can there be sin
we're the flowers
in the dustbin
we're the poison
in your human machine
we're the future
you're future

God save the Queen
we mean it man
we love our queen
God saves


God save the Queen
we mean it man
there is no future
in England's dreaming

No future
no future for you
no fufure for me
*/singing*

6. Just do away with sports in general

7. I think we should need a permit if we want to be in public

8. July 4th is a public holiday?

9. Roundabouts are the key to laughing at men wearing dresses? Pfft, I just laugh at them 'cause they's queers.

10. Mmmmm...animal fat.

11. Ick...tea...

12. Coke won't change again, will it?

13. I don't drive.

14. Nowadays we solve our problems by mocking people anonymously over the internet. Guns are outdated.

15. We'll tell you when you tell us who Jack the Ripper was

"Thank you for your co-operation"

Since when is cooperation a hyphenate?