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true story related to me by a freind while getting hammered at mardi gras in 2000.
"My freind went out on a date with this woman that we all thought was a complete slut. W ehad NO idea how much. the went out for drinks, and never even made it to dinner before she wanted to go back to his place.
Now keep in mind, he was bragging the whole time here.
He says they got to his place, and she was immediatley all over him. they had some missionary for a little while, then she nearly begged him to do her in the ass. He obliged.
after some time in her butt, she asked him to pull out, and she proceded to give him "great" head. No he didnt take a shower first. She even let him finish in her mouth.
At this point, we started getting a little sick, thinking about what was coming next.
She wanted to kiss him. "You didnt do it, did you?" I asked. He got real quiet...
"Well, yes, i did...."
We all laughed and gagged......
Of course, not to be outdone, the cop we roomed with that week related a little tale about how a freinfd of his on the force puked and decided to be a desk-cop when, during a bust, he kicked the door in on a gay man being fisted in the bathroom.
That being said, i am in arioch's boat in having a woman who gives mind-blowing "helmet" (sorry, saw spaceballs this weekend)
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