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The STE's rules:
1) Don't talk. Just don't talk. No matter what you say it will sound stupid.
2) Got one hand on a hip, one hand on her head? That means you're a dumbass. Go open a vein after you shoot your load. Or preferrably before.
3) Don't slap your penis on her face. It's stupid.
4) Don't slap your penis on her face. It's really stupid.
5) Don't do ass to mouth. It's just gross.
6) Try not to pee.
7) Donkey punch. Always donkey punch.
8) Swallow or don't, just let the guy shoot it in the mouth. It kinda ruins it if you're sucking him off and then he has to beat off into a Mickey Mouse coffee mug (for example). Guys can beat off any time.
9) Snowballing is awesome.
10) Don't slap your penis on her face. If you do, I hope you get stabbed in the foreskin.
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