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How about multi-tasking "saddman"...hehheh....
As both a morale lifter, outlet, and a revenue raiser?
It's quiet simple really, have him chained to the bottom of the US flag (surrounded by of course, the aussie and UK flags...and hey, whoever else's flags that thing he's an asshole), have him in the company of a couple of gaurds, and a couple of medical professionals, and simply charge admission to do certain things to him...eg:
$1 : spit
$2 : slap
$5 : punch
$10:kick
$20: 2 minute session with a lighter
$50: 2 minute session with a non-lethal caustic chemical of choice
And well, that's probably as far as you could go to keep him alive for more punishment, but just think about how many people would take whack at him, how good this would feel, and, how much money it would earn towards anti-terrorism...perfect plan, no?
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