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Old 11-01-2004, 10:44 PM
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Originally posted by Iniquity
Look slick, if anything you are ensuring that our rights will most certainly be censored. Its petty shit like this , yes your cock, or whats left of it. sheesh you must jack off like a lifer in prison to wear it down like that... anyhow.... its petty shit like your little tantrum that will certainly impact how the general forum will end up. Ive not ever pretended to be anything more than a self righteous, sadistic mindfucking prick, and you know what? long after your viagra wears off Ima be the same. as for getting a grip? looks like youve gripped enough for the night, now go wash your damn hands, head to church for a confession. "Forgive me father for I have sinned. Ive shown my willy to many people, young and old. I corrupted many a young lady by making her think that a penis is an ugly thing. and Ive embelished my sexual appetite."

After your little confessional, make a left at the end of the block and check into the NAADTMF. In case you are unfamiliar with the group. Its the National Add A Dick To Me Foundation. Sign up for the "Im hung like an aneorexic chipmunk" group and get those damn demons out.

*crossing my fingers and praying you dont ever get a job in food service.*

dammit, see what youve gone and done? you made an athiest pray. what the fuck is up with that.
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