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Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
I said fuck to my mother once when I was 18. I woke up 1 hour later getting stitches on the top of my head.
I called my grandmother a bitch once back in the 50's and I looked up to see a cast iron skillet that acted like one of the spheres from Phantasam coming towards me--It missed; I apologised.
My dad was standing behind me with an old fashioned cast-iron skillet.
My dad went
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I awake--in my new coffin of native earth.
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