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funny story, last weekend we had a halloween party and my niece invited a bunch of her friends to the party, they were like eleven years old. later, we were sitting around a bonfire telling ghost stories and this one girl starts telling a story about the texas chainsaw massacre. except she saw the remake and told the story that was in the movie. so i saw my chance and said that it was indeed a true story, but i told them the story of the original movie. but we live about 30 miles from texas so i told them that they never caught leatherface, and that they thought he went into louisiana. a little while later, i said i had to use the toilet. i went inside, got my hockey mask, and slipped out the back door. i went to the shed and got my trusty chainsaw. then i slipped around the house and got as close to them as i could. i pulled the string, but nothing happen. i could see them looking around, but no one got up. i gave it another pull and it fired up so i ran towards them swinging it above my head. neadless to say, the bonfire was vacated.the girls ran a little way then stopped, but the parents kept running. i started to run after them, but i started laughing so hard i had to put the saw down. it was a good time.
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