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HAHAH, pretty funny stuff. ALot of those Id never heard before... Heres one:
An old bag lady is riding up the elevator of an expensive hotel. The elevator stops and this beautifull, young, nice smellling woman gets in. The young woman wafts her perfume around, "Oh thats Estee Lauder... $50 an ounce." So they go up a few more floors and this other woman gets in. She starts wafting her perfume, "Oh... its Georgio, $95 an ounce." So the elevator keeps going up, and finally it stops at the bag ladys floor. She starts to get out, bends over a little bit, rips a giant fart and says: "Brocolli 49 cents a pound." :D
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